I just really love this ficcccc soooo goooooooood

edit: OH DAMMIT I was so fixated on porn that I forgot to add clothes pretend bro is wearing jeans okay I dont remember what else anyone was wearing sdfljksldk

Anonymous asked you:

I love your art style. and striders in appliances always makes me giggle

thank you~! ;w; ahaha I’m glad to see so many people like those ridiculous pics

Anonymous asked you:

archiveofourown°org/works/413029 this.

jfc that was amazing. definitely going in my ‘will be reread many, many times’ fic list *_* thank you for linking me to this beautiful thing

blurgh ok this hiatus is not helping motivate me at all, in fact just the opposite, I just feel worse and worse about my art every day
part of me is like ‘dont worry about it just keep on truckin who cares’ and the other part is all ‘you havent practiced shit in months youre getting stagnant (jk you already are stagnant) and not improving at all and everything looks the same’ blah blah blah
draws incest anyway  
if I just devoted like half an hour or an hour to practicing shit every day or hell just every other day I would feel so much better about things but it’s always just “I’ll do it later”
and “later” ends up “never”
sighs

blurgh ok this hiatus is not helping motivate me at all, in fact just the opposite, I just feel worse and worse about my art every day

part of me is like ‘dont worry about it just keep on truckin who cares’ and the other part is all ‘you havent practiced shit in months youre getting stagnant (jk you already are stagnant) and not improving at all and everything looks the same’ blah blah blah

draws incest anyway 

if I just devoted like half an hour or an hour to practicing shit every day or hell just every other day I would feel so much better about things but it’s always just “I’ll do it later”

and “later” ends up “never”

sighs

austuck:

Puck: HAHA oH JOHN…

P: i have a feeling john would say “what’s up, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy?” sincerely

Nachte: oh my god he would

N: and like

N: draw little circles

N: on karkat’s chest

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(Source: kilehye)

Sweetness

taimat:

Pairing: John/Davesprite
Summary: “So, how long do you think it’ll be before Jade realizes we’re not actually playing hide and seek?” (Really, I just wanted to write Davesprite cloaca porn, okay? First thing I’ve written in months, and this is what you get from me. XD)

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“J-ohnnn…”

He pants beneath you, spine arching, those clawed hands dragging at your back. Your shirt is barely helping to shield your skin, and you can feel the scratches forming.

You can’t really be bothered to care, though.

Because one glance down shows you that he’s already hard and leaking, and his tail is winding desperately around your wrist. Stilling your fingers where they’re petting the soft down at the base of his neck, you spare a moment to give him what would be an exasperated look, if you weren’t grinning through it.

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stridere submitted: 05/18/2012 8:40pm

dirk/jake fic! feel better kile ♥
[this is so sweet omfg thank youuuuuuu!!!!!!]
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Jake English lacks subtly. Even over text, he lacks the ability to conceal anything. You liken him to an open book where the entire plot is write over the cover. He’s excited even when he’s not and tonight it’s three in the morning and he’s been typing away for an hour now. Your eyelids are heavy, but you read his text on the tiny screens of your shades with something like a smile threatening to break out on your face. 

Your name is Dirk and your are smitten. 

This isn’t a new realisation. But sometimes you’ll be laying in bed, sleep reaching out to drag you under and Jake will say something ridiculous and it hits you all over again. You’re in love and it’s consuming you.  

The thing about Jake is …

You’d have him a million times and you’d love him in a million lives. Some days you feel like you could hold the weight of the Earth in your hands if he asked and other days you want to press self destruct because you’re getting in too deep. It’s needlessly complicated because you don’t want to give in and you want to give in whole-heartedly all at once. Tonight he’s talking about Captain America and how he’d like to kick some Nazi ass too. It’s unbelievably ridiculous, but you humor him. You’ll build him a suit, you say, your voice thick with the need to sleep. You’d build him a Gundam if he wanted. He’s overly enthused with the idea. He wants it green, he says. No capes. 

You tell him you’ll make him a sweet ride like the bat mobile. He goes quiet and he says he’d rather something more instant. 

Jake lacks subtly. 

In the corner of your room, your red sendificator sits in broken pieces. In your living room, a white one thirty times the original sits, ready to be used. It’s not supposed to be finished for another four weeks, but you got ahead of schedule. Tomorrow, you’re going to surprise.

You tell him superheroes are patient. He tells you that you’re a damned tease. Then he tells you to get some sleep. That, you agree with. The two of you say goodnight, and with a  smile finally on your face, you slip your shades off, roll onto your side and slip off. 

You’re leaving early tomorrow morning, you’ll need all the sleep you can get.

Don’t Eat The Crab; a homestuck AU

bleedinginkandsugar:

Title: Don’t Eat The Crab 3/?

Rating: Mature

Summary: John is left jilted and alone.

AN: Unbetaed, Just in case anyone forgot it’s Kilehye’s fault. I think there is one chapter left, maybe. Again apologies for the wait.

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oohhhhhhhhhh *w* so niceeee

catrente said:

archiveofourown.org/wor… the only one I can think of at the moment????? But I know there’s a bunch more of laughing during sex with John and Dave. :’Ub

all of these extremely adorable fics omfg….. i can barely handle this much cuteness

christ the part with john talking about his butt and dave just totally breaks down screeching laughing is the BEST I’m laughing just thinking about it lmfao shit if I’m ever in a bad mood I just need to pull this up and everything will be great

askthebunnytier submitted: 

I did a fic for that tickling prompt you made!!

http://mobiiu2doublereacharound.tumblr.com/post/23028894218/movie-night-nsfw-john-and-dave-fic

:3 I hope it’s what you were looking for.

YES PERFECT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT ughhhhhhghgh godddd it’s so cuteeeeeee tickle fights leading to boners leading to giggly sex is the best ever